What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are the best Jewish jokes?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is your daily motivation and does it work?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”